Funny Riddles

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Riddle

How did people find their way across the street before there was GPS?

Answer: 
They followed the chicken.
 
Riddle

Why was the math book sad?

Answer: 
Because it has so many problems
 
Riddle

In a one story house, ther is a pink couch pink curtains, pink carpet, and pink walls. What color are the stairs?

Answer: 
There are no stairs, it's a one story house!
 
Riddle

What did the pig say when the man caught him by the tail?

Answer: 
This is the end of me.
 
Riddle

Use the letters in new door to make one word.

Answer: 
one word
 
Riddle

What are the two siblings that hate each other?

Answer: 
Day and Night!!!!
 
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Answer: 
Wheres my tractor?
 
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

Answer: 
It gets toad away.
 
Riddle

I have a head and a tail but no body. What am I?

Answer: 
A coin.
 


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