Funny Riddles

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Riddle

Why did the quarterback throw his alarm clock out of the window?

Answer: 
He used a time out.
 
Riddle

Why is "breakfast" called breakfast?

Answer: 
Because you break the fast.
 
Riddle

What do frogs get at McDonald's?

Answer: 
A Burper and Fench Flies with Croak-a-Cola
 
Riddle

What happens if you throw a red stone in crystal clear water?

Answer: 
It gets wet!
 
Riddle

Once a zulu met a zulu in the zulu land. Said the zulu to the zulu how many z's in that?

Answer: 
0 There are no z's in "that".
 
Riddle

What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?

Answer: 
Get wet!
 
Riddle

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer: 
Your breath.
 


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