Funny Riddles

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Riddle

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

Answer: 
Lunch and dinner.
 
Riddle

Which berry makes a harsh noise?

Answer: 
Raspberry.
 
Riddle

Which berry can you eat with a straw?

Answer: 
A strawberry.
 
Riddle

Why do policemen wear belts?

Answer: 
To hold up their pants.
 
Riddle

What do you do with dead elements?

Answer: 
Barium
 
Riddle

What is round on both sides but high in the middle?

Answer: 
Ohio.
 
Riddle

What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?

Answer: 
A pillow.
 
Riddle

What goes up a chimney down but can’t come down a chimney up?

Answer: 
An umbrella.
 


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