Funny Riddles

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How many apples grow on a tree?

Answer: 
All apples grow on trees.
 
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What is brown and sticky?

Answer: 
A stick!
 
Riddle

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Answer: 
Beef jerky.
 
Riddle

Why did the boy bury his flashlight?

Answer: 
Because the batteries died.
 
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A man was cleaning the windows of a 20 story building. He slipped and fell off the ladder, but wasn’t hurt. How did he do it?

Answer: 
He fell from the first step of the ladder.
 
Riddle

What starts with the letter “t”, is filled with “t” and ends in “t”?

Answer: 
A teapot.
 
Riddle

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

Answer: 
A chair, a bed and a toothbrush!
 
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What time is it when Sir Lancelot looks at his belly button?

Answer: 
The middle of the knight!
 
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What did the ocean say to the sea?

Answer: 
Nothing, it just waved.
 
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What happens when you throw a white rock into the Red Sea?

Answer: 
It sinks.
 


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