Funny Riddles

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What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?

Answer: 
To cover cows.
 
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What runs but cannot walk?

Answer: 
Your nose!
 
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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

Answer: 
It made him wed his plants.
 
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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Answer: 
Nothing, it shuts up!
 
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In Ohio, you cannot take a picture of a man with a sign. Why not?

Answer: 
You need a camera to take a picture. You can't take a picture with a sign.
 
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If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?

Answer: 
None, roosters don't lay eggs!
 
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What does Frosty the Snowman eat on Thanksgiving?

Answer: 
Cold Slaw.
 
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Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

Answer: 
A ton.
 
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Answer: 
Because it's too far to walk!
 
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How do you make the number one disappear?

Answer: 
Add the letter G and it’s “GONE”.
 


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