Funny Riddles

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Riddle

What did one light bulb say to the other?

Answer: 
I love you a whole watt.
 
Riddle

What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

Answer: 
Trouble.
 
Riddle

What is big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten mom's day?

Answer: 
The school bus
 
Riddle

What do you give a sick bird?

Answer: 
Tweetment!
 
Riddle

What's full of holes but still holds water?

Answer: 
A sponge!
 
Riddle

What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?

Answer: 
Kids wont eat broccoli.
 


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