A panda bear walked into a resteraunt. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished he took out a gun and shot his waiter. Then he left the resteraunt.The police later asked why he shot the waiter. He said Look it up in the dictonary

Answer: 
The dictionary said: Panda: eats shoots and leaves.
 

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